Friday, August 28, 2009

ABC Wednesday On Friday

Brought to you by Ozzy Osbourne's speech teacher.

"Tha bleh iz da bees fur hur ad dis tim ans hur farher drugs."

REALLY FUNNY STUFF:

Don't even ask me how someone who befuddles every word can be a filthy rich and famous singer.

How did this happen?

ABC Wednesday...F IS FOR...F*** IF I KNOW!

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Fast and Fabulous

ABC WEDNESDAY...E IS FOR...EXHILARATING

Billy, Naho, and Kya; August 14, 2009; noon in Central Park NYC.

There is nothing quite like a fast and fabulous trip out east for a weekend visit. I took the red-eye on Thursday night and flew back home on Sunday on time to go to work Monday. I went to attend my son's wedding on the footbridge in Central Park in NYC on Friday, August 14, 2009. The little flower girl is my granddaughter, Kya.

I took this picture in the backseat of a 2009 snaked 605 horsepower convertible Shelby, with the top down of course, at the exact moment we reached 100 miles per hour on a freeway in Massachusetts this past Saturday. We were blasting The Fray's "Never Say Never - Don't Let Me Go" and the bass was thumping and the engine was humming.

It was an exhilarating weekend and all week people have been commenting that I look younger. Now if I could just bottle it and sell it and I'd be rich.

Denise facilitates this meme where we all go through the alphabet from A-Z and construct a post with the designated weekly letter.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Kiss The Sky


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ABC WEDNESDAY...D IS FOR...DEPRESSION
“The burden of depression is heavy and it doesn't have handles.”
- Susan English

"Good morning, Eeyore," said Pooh.
"Good morning, Pooh Bear," said Eeyore gloomily. "If it is a good morning, which I doubt," said he.
"Why, what's the matter?"
"Nothing, Pooh Bear, nothing. We can't all, and some of us don't. That's all there is to it."
"Can't all what?" said Pooh, rubbing his nose.
"Gaiety. Song-and-dance. Here we go round the mulberry bush."
  1. A. Milne

Today I am sharing my blue-print for survival; things I need to remember and actions I need to take each day to beat depression.

***DON’T TAKE MYSELF TOO SERIOUSLY.

  1. Take my Prozac.
  2. Drink lots of coffee but not after noon.
  3. In general, mind my own business and stay off the radar screen.
  4. Blog, read, write, laugh, paint, take pictures, doodle
  5. Remember bad days are unavoidable – try to take it in stride.
  6. Speak up but be appropriate– be tough but kind– because swallowing frustration turns into depression.
  7. Remember marriage and relationships aren’t utopia.
  8. Get out of the house.
  9. Exit my comfort zone.
  10. Remember famous beauties are not immune to depression
  11. If I can’t love my body; think of someone who is stuck in a wheelchair; avoid the scale altogether -- and remember that Food is NOT the "F" word!!!!
  12. Remember plastic surgery is excruciatingly painful.

***DON’T TAKE MY WORLD TOO SERIOUSLY...

  1. Care about politics and issues of substance.
  2. Think small – take one step at a time.
  3. Choose my battles.
  4. Donate money to good causes.
  5. Tune-In: Remain focused; do not anesthetize myself with too much TV watching.
  6. Promote, vote, and lobby in my own best interests. If I don’t vote, then I can’t complain. Use PMS and/or menopause to tell leaders they SUCK!!

Denise facilitates this meme where we all go through the alphabet from A-Z and construct a post with the designated weekly letter.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

ATHLETIC SUPPORTER

ABC WEDNESDAY...C IS FOR...




CARLIN CHEER!
1:20 of pure joy!

Rat Shit!!
Bat Shit!!
Dirty Old Twat!!!
69 Assholes Tied In A Knot!!!
Hooray!!
Lizard Shit!!
FUCK!!!

I love the 80's stage! It reminds me of the graphics in the old time Atari video games.

Denise facilitates this meme where we all go through the alphabet from A-Z and construct a post with the designated weekly letter.